: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I need help removing her.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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