You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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