Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
ttyl tear gas
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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