You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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