She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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