just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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