Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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