Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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