so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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