please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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