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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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