new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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