she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I think my fart just growled at me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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