and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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