i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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