The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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