no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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