Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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