Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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