Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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