Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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