I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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