I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm passing your future prison.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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