he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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