he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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