so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
