Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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