Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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