if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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