god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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