found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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