Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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