In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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