bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
