Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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