i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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