Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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