is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
