i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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