God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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