I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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