so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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