drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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