i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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