I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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