with your own penis?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Drake has all the answers
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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