It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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