Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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