This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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