he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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